Well, it finally happened. After months of dragging this out longer than one of his Pat McAfee monologues, Aaron Rodgers has made his choice. He’s officially signed with the Pittsburgh Steelers. Yup. This isn’t a fake tweet. It’s real. We’re living in the darkest timeline. And I just wanna ask....

We live in a world where the NBA is far from fucked. It’s functioning, sure — but not how anyone expected. The Lakers, Celtics, Bucks, Warriors? Gone. The Clippers gave it one last try, and it still wasn’t enough. We’ve made it to the 2025 NBA Finals — Thunder vs. Pacers — and if you’re asking “...

Hello everyone, I'm here today because it's that time of the year again where we can vote on who gets to make the All-Star Game, at least until a quarter of the picks get injured and replaced before the game itself. This year should be an interesting one if only to see which member of the 11-win...

The New York Knicks have fired head coach Tom Thibodeau after five seasons. Thibodeau ed the Knicks in the 2020-21 season where he won Coach of the Year in 2021 and led the Knicks to their first playoff appearance since 2013. Thibodeau coached the Knicks to a 226-174 recor...

We made it. We are at the summit. The greatest playoffs in all of sports—the Stanley Cup Playoffs—are reaching their final form. It’s been war. It's been theater. It's been absolutely disgusting hockey. I have shed many tears in awe of its beauty. Before we dive into the rematch for the ages—Edmont...

Ohhh boy. You thought this season was gonna be different, didn’t you? Maybe this was the year the Pirates would finally stop being baseball’s most frustrating money laundering scheme with a stadium attached. Maybe Paul Skenes was gonna drag this franchise out of hell with a 100 mph fastball and some...

Veteran big league infielder Josh Harrison announced his retirement from playing today at the age of 37, via X. Drafted by the Cubs as a 6th rounder in 2008, Josh was immediately traded to the Pirates and made his MLB debut for them in 2011, beginning a 13-year career that saw hi...

Welcome back to everyone's favorite postseason tradition—no, not the Panthers stealing someone’s soul, that’s just part of the show—I mean the Carolina Hurricanes putting on their annual masterclass in how not to win a Conference Finals. They did it again. They actually did it again. After getting...

Well, well, well… look what we have here. The Toronto Maple Leafs have once again managed to redefine the word collapse. And you know what? I actually believed. I thought this would be the year. I predicted them to make the finals. I gave them that hope. So maybe this one’s on me. Maybe I flew too c...

We’re deep in the trenches of the Conference Finals right now, and while some teams are still chasing the Cup, others? Well… they’ve been golfing for a while. Better late than never — it’s time to go through every team that missed the 2024-25 playoffs, and be brutally honest about what the hell happ...

No bias or dickride, I mean this objectively. I don't think Pacers are even the favorites rn, but the real favorites (OKC) also partly fall under this blueprint. The role players in the NBA are getting more talented. Of course, championship teams have always needed help around their superstar(s). ...

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is the NBA's 2024-25 Most Valuable Player.

Tottenham Hotspur have beaten Manchester United 1-0 to win their first trophy in over 17 years! Tottenham become the lowest placed team to win a European trophy in football history, currently sitting at 17th place in the Premier League. Brennan Johnson in the 42nd minute scor...

Let’s be as clear and respectful as possible here. This isn’t a takedown video. This isn’t “gotcha” journalism. This is a real conversation about ability, ethics, and the double standards that persist in the NFL. If you somehow haven’t heard: Justin Tucker—yes, that Justin Tucker—has been a...