Deck story #2

Hello everyone I'm gravy and I will be making a story for a deck requested by slom.

ONCE UPON A TIME...

There was two barbarians. They lived in the kingdom of slom. But the barbarians weren't being hired because of their rivals...

THE ELITE BARBARIANS.

They were much stronger, faster, and ultimately better. They had viking helemets and everything!! The barbarians didn't stand a chance against them. So they lived off of the money gained from their job which didn't pay much but at least let them feed themselves. They were blacksmiths, taught by their relatives the hog rider and the lumberjack. They liked their job but still wanted the battlefield.

A FEW WEEKS LATER...

The barbarians walked through the kingdom and found a poster looking for troops for hire.

"Hey brother!" barbarian 1 exclaimed.

"What is it?" barbarian 2 asked.

"I think it's our time..." said barbarian 1.

LATER THAT DAY...

"Is this the place?" Barbarian 1 asked to himself

He looked at the map on the poster.

"it says we are here" barbarian 1 said.

They looked around and saw a faint hidden button.

"Wait what's that!?" Barbarian 2 said as he walked towards it.

"I guess it's worth a try" barbarian 1 said as he pressed it.

Nothing happened for 5 seconds

"I guess it does noth-" barbarian 1 said right before a trapdoor opened below them

They screamed as they fell down a giant hole.

They suddenly landed on a pile of leaves that somehow was incredibly soft and broke their fall. "W-where are we?" Barbarian 1 aksed

Barbarian 2 didn't respond and walked into the darkness...

"What are you doing?" Barbarian 1 asked

"I think I see something" barbarian 2 said

Suddenly an axe appeared in the distance and a man walked up to them. The barbarians ran the other way but darts flew towards them almost hitting them. Then a masked creature walked up to them and stared at them. The man snuck up behind them and said "so you saw the poster"

Shocked, barbarian 1 said "uhh... yes... we did..."

"I figured" said the man, "I am the executioner, and he is the dart goblin"

"Even if you want to , you must prove yourself to me."

"We will" said both the barbarians.

The barbarians left jungle arena and on their way back they ed the poster said to bring spells. So they traveled to a local potion shop. They were sold out but they gave the barbarians two bottles to make some. On their way back to the kingdom they were unlucky enough to by a storm.

Struggling to get ed barbarian 1 said "it's so strong"

"Wait what's that" barbarian 2 said

Suddenly lightning came down and without thinking, barbarian 2 held up the beaker and filled it up with electricity.

"Well we've got one potion down" barbarian 2 said.

Then as they walked through the storm they encountered a tornado ing through.

Suddenly barbarian 1 run towards it and got sucked in.

"What are you doing!?" Barbarian 2 yelled.

"Don't worry I've got this" barbarian 1 exclaimed.

Barbarian 1 got sucked into the center of the tornado with the bottle in his hand. The tornado was sucked up into bottle.

"I told you!" Barbarian 1 said proudly.

They walked back to the wingdom to get more troops for the team. They decided to go to the blacksmith where they used to work with the hog rider. As they walked up they noticed new employees. They were a bunch of minions flying around with work in progress tools, weapons, and armor. Dodging the minions barbarian 1 said "hey hog rider!!"

The hog rider noticed him and said "oh hey cousin what'd you need?"

"Uh we needed some recruits for a battle team" barbarian 2 said.

"Well I could let my minions you but most of them don't want to fight. Wait... you come here" a bored looking minion flew towards him and said "what is it?"

"I think i found you a team!" The hog rider said

The minions eyes widened as he collected a pile of armor "I'm ready!" He said

"I can you too!!" Said a shadowy figure

The shadowy figure walked up and appeared to be another hog rider.

"Oh hey friend" the blacksmith hog rider said as the other hog rider walked up.

"I also have someone else that could help" the hog rider said "follow me"

The barbarians followed the hog rider to a machine covered by a tarp.

"It's about time she got to fight" the hog rider said as he pulled the tarp off the machine.

The machine was revealed to be sparky.

"Wait that's not it!" The hog rider said excitedly "I also have a gift from your uncle the lumberjack" the hog rider picked up a battle ram and gave it to the barbarians. "It's perfect" the barbarians said. "We should go, they must be waiting" the hog rider said. so they all set off to the jungle arena. When they returned the executioner was suprised they found the rest of the team. "Y-you actually did it..." said the executioner" the dart goblin slowly clapped and nodded. But little did the barbarians know that the team was a project for slom, the ruler of the kingdom. The barbarians were so suprised and could barley talk when they heard that. "We're honered" said Barbarian 1

THE END