collab: guessing idols and songs with hills

         :seedling: ѕepтeмвer 5, 2018

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         ✐ i'm pretty excited for today's

          blog since it's a collab with my

          dear bro, hills.

          the idea was for both of us to give

          descriptions of 10 idols and 10

          songs/mvs to each other and then

          we both went through them and

          tried guessing before we got final

          answers.

         not sure if i explained it well, but

          you'll get it once you start reading.

         spoiler!

         i did hella bad with it

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    part one

         ➴ ɢᴜᴇssɪɴɢ ɪᴅᴏʟs

              i.

          ❝ the former nation's dongsaeng

          who now makes fans feel very

          uncomfortable with his smooth-ass

          vocals and dancing that should be

          banned (jk give me more) ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          okay hmmm wait... i'm not sure.

          i have no idea who was considered

          the nation's dongsaeng, but seungri

          more or less fits this, right?

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              ᴡʜᴏ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         shinee | taemin

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         in my defense,

          my answer also made sense

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              ii.

          ❝ take the person you know who

          smiles the most. now triple the

          amount of smile. there, that might

          be the right amount of smile to

          describe this lead dancer and rapper

          of a mathematically indefinitely

          large group ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          the group description definitely

          has to make it someone from nct.

          i wanna say jeno, but i feel like it's

          not jeno

         we gonna go with jeno

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              ᴡʜᴏ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         infinite | dongwoo

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         le gasp

         YOU TROLLED ME with the "math-

         ematically indefinitely large group"!

          i was so damn sure it was nct, oh

          my god

          i feel so fooled

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              iii.

          ❝ the balding one from that one

          group that took over the scene. ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          LMAO hills you mean

         my guess is that it's either bts or

          exo. i wanna say bts a bit more,

          but idk who's balding there so we

          gonna go with exo and chanyeol

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              ᴡʜᴏ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         bts | suga

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         literally why am i so bad at this istg

         at least i was on the right track just

          couldn't suga's balding

          ass

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              iv.

          ❝ that non-foreign one in the ship

          triangle. like no one biases him

          but everyone loves him, he's a

          hugeass goof. ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          my first guess was jeno again, but

          then i ed jaemin is also

         korean so that ain't gonna work.

          NO WAIT it's taeil, right? tell me

          it's taeil

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              ᴡʜᴏ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         nct | taeil

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         aw yeah, man! finally got one :sunglasses:

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              v.

          ❝ i am drum ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          dowoon!

          i am 109% sure it's him. no one

          else has such stupid iconic line

          except for him

         if i got it wrong you can chop

          my hand off

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              ᴡʜᴏ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         day6 | dowoon

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         okay, good news - my arm is safe

          from chopping

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              vi.

          ❝ shirtless on a car. shirtless on

          a horse. shirtless in front of a fire.

          shirtless on a random street. he's

          done it all. ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          i'm literally crying over the descrip-

         tion lol

         this gotta be someone hot and i'm

          pretty sure he's from an older group

          🤔

         i'm gonna take a wild guess and say

          it's taecyeon cause i have no other

          idea

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              ᴡʜᴏ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         bigbang | taeyang

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         *re video for 'eyes, nose,

          lips'*

         yeah okay, that makes more sense

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              vii.

          ❝ might age backwards. sang

          about a cold milky substance

          once ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          this sounds so familiar, but at the

          same time i have absolutely no

         clue who it would be.

          who ages backwards??

          who sang about cold milky sub-

         stance????

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              ᴡʜᴏ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         hyuna

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         i would have never guessed her

          damn

         wAIT!!! uno bloody momento!

          cold milky substance was supp-

         osed to be ice crEAM, right? how

          did i not make the connection

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              viii.

          ❝ the og hyper thai one ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          i first wanted to say nickhun

          since, if i'm not wrong, he was

          the first thai idol, but i have no

          idea whether he's hyper or not

          so i kinda wanna go with bam-

         bam.

          but knowing nickhun is from jyp,

          he's probably on crack just like

          the rest of the groups so let's

          say him.

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              ᴡʜᴏ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         got7 | bambam

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         bloodsucking barnacle! i was so

         damn close!  

          so. close.

          should've trusted my first guess

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              ix.

          ❝ great! ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          pretty damn sure it's jooe. i don't

          have anyone else who i could co-

         nnect with that word so let's hope

          it's her

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              ᴡʜᴏ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         momoland | jooe

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         alright yeeeeee

         we got another one :sunglasses:

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              x.

          ❝ known for her power vocals.

          tbh all her vocals are power vo-

         cals? they're all so good. ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          i have like a few candidates that

          i feel would fit this, but i'll just go

          with ailee since her vocals ser-

         iously are out of this world and i

          feel like she's mostly well known

          for that

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              ᴡʜᴏ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         ailee

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         alright, yes, good.

         we good.

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    part two

         ➴ ɢᴜᴇssɪɴɢ sᴏɴɢs/ᴍᴠs

so like, i read all the descriptions

before writing my answers down and i'm like pretty damn sure i'll get 0/10.

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              i.

          ❝ this slow-tempo collab's mv

          makes everyone swoon with its

          soft and hazy aesthetics. it gives

          off a warm feeling, like a cup of

          tea, that makes you want to not

          give up on hope. ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          literally have absolutely no clue.

          for some reason i thought of that

          dean and heize collab, but that

          certainly ain't warm or hopeful. i

          honestly have no other idea and

          i'm too lazy to try and go through

          my playlist to figure something out

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              ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         d.ear & jaehyun | try again

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         whoops

         yes okay, that makes sense, but i

          probably wouldn't it

          even if my life depended on it

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              ii.

          ❝ a well-known and well-loved

          b-side track that disses the f out

          of the fans, despite the beautiful

          sound it has. all of the

          simply snapped in this one, esp-

         ecially for the all of the falsetto

          like it's bonkers really ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          is this bts 'pied piper'?

          cause i can't think of anything else

         that disses the fans even slightly

          and it also fits the rest of the des-

         cription quite well, i guess

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              ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         bts | pied piper

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         oh. my. god.

          i actually got one! mom, are you

         proud of me?!

          i suddenly have faith in the rest.

          i can do this! 🤙🏻

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              iii.

          ❝ our song genious known for

          ugli hairstyles, dislikes your man

          and wrote an acoustic slow-jam

          about it. ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          i'm-

         can't even tell which man

         idk damn it. is it zico? and one

          of his songs? he's pretty good

          so that could fit the genius part?

          and he had some bad hairstyles,

          right?

          *having flashbacks to that pine-

         apple hair*

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              ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         the xx | g-dragon

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         freaking heard this song once in

          my life. i would never have reme-

         mbered it, i don't even

          what it sounds like :pensive:

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              iv.

          ❝ the recent return of kings. 'i

          got to get that formal clothing',

          they say while the whole mv

          goes craycray ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          my only guess is tvxq 'chance of

          love' cause if i well

          there we're some suits in that

          music video and cause they can

          classify as kings, but we'll see

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              ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         super junior | black suit

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         freaking snick snack! i feel fooled

          again. i was thinking way too re-

         cent. right company - wrong group

          dammit

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              v.

          ❝ a record-breaking feel-good

          title track.

          someone did their job right giving

          this group this one, they deserved

          a different comeback after having

          two very similar songs as the

          singles for the previous album. ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          ???

          this has so many hints, but this

          hoe still clueless

         i have a few ideas, but i don't feel

          like any of them fit this completely

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              ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         ikon | love scenario

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         for crying out loud!

          i literally wanted to write this one,

          but was like "if someone gave

          them the song, it can't be ikon,

          right? they wrote the song? right?"

          also aren't the lyrics supposed to

          be SAD?!? feel-good? hills, you

          giving me misleading hints

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              vi.

          ❝ the purest song ever. simply

          that. take a rest and watch the

          casual yet well filmed mv that

          will make you smile the crap out

          of your face. ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          i can't think of any pure songs :pensive:

         for some reason oh my girl is

          first to come to my mind, but i

          don't any casual mv

         from them

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              ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         seventeen | healing

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         this song completely slipped

          from my mind... wouldn't get

          this in a million years,

          i'm sorry :sob:

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              vii.

          ❝ an anthem that has no end

          to it's weirdness. by some mis-

         treated queens that made many

          people the kpop madness

          because of their bombass

          releases. ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          if this ain't 2ne1 'i am the best',

          i'm jumping off a roof cause i'm

          that sure of my answer

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              ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         2ne1 | i am the best

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         finally! another song i got! i was

          starting to feel low key dumb

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              viii.

          ❝ very autotune, much blue

          overalls. guys with some chains

          and bowl cuts singing to a girl. ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          haven't heard it in ages, but istg

          if this ain't got7 'stop stop it' i don't

          know which other iconic overalls

          autotune song there is. i might be

          missing on something, but i'm still

          sure as hell in my answer

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             ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         got7 | stop stop it

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         that's right, hoes!

          got another one. i'm on a roll

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              ix.

          ❝ song about running but not

          the one you're thinking about.

          more hopeful. less running. ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          mate

         i have no idea

         bts 'run' is my best guess, but i

          already know it ain't it

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              ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         pentagon | runaway

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         man, spoke too soon that i'm

          being on a roll

         but, uh, yes i see where i fucked

          up with this one. focused a bit

          too much just on the running part

          even if you did say less running,

          but my mind didn't want to let it

          go 🙃

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              x.

          ❝ some of the smoothest vocals

          she has ever served in the form of

         a ballad that touched the hearts

          of koreans and a coconut very

          deeply. ❞

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              ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴇss:

          i'm pretty sure this iu,

          but idk that many of her songs so

          let's say 'pallette' cause i know that

          one, but i can already tell that i'm

          wrong

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              ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪᴛ ɪs:

         through the night | iu

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              ғɪɴᴀʟ:

         well at least i got the artist so i'm

         giving myself half a point and you

          can't stop me

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.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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— ᴏᴠᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ —

idols

4/10

songs & mvs

3,5/10

         jesus, i thought i'd do at least

          a bit better than this, but i guess

          i absolutely suck at guessing

          things

         be sure to read hills' blog where

          she guesses my description and

          see whether or not she did at

          least a bit better than me

↬ bye

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