making a team to survive an apocalypse

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           -, february 3, 2O2O

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        ┊okay, okay. so the idea i kind of

         ┊had for this blog is to take random

         ┊idols who have certain skills that i

         ┊think would come in handy dandy

         ┊during an apocalypse.

         ┊there's no particular kind of apoca-

        ┊lypse i want to go with. maybe the

         ┊corona virus turned out even nastier

         ┊than expected, maybe we stopped

         ┊using plastic straws too late to stop

         ┊global warming or maybe the aliens

         ┊at area 51 just got tired of our bull-

        ┊shit and decided to get rid of us and

         ┊turn earth into a vacation resort for

         ┊them. not important. we're gonna

         ┊make a team that's ready for

         ┊anything.

         ┊so let's meet the of this

         ┊superior league.

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          team:

           ⇢ M U S C L E

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    ❝ big matthew - the president of the

     big titty commitee himself. he's a

     pretty big guy. both when it comes

     to height and muscles making him

     and his big chestables earn a place

     in the team. i feel like he'd be quite

     reliable with what he has to offer.

     like just looking at him he looks

     super strong and i'd honestly feel

     safe walking anywhere with him

     cause i just like to believe i could

     count on him. plus he's a sweetheart

     and a super fun guy. who wouldn't

     want him as part of the team???

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     .   .   . t w o

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    ❝ this dude isn't just ripped. he's

     r i p p e d. i'll sometimes wake up

     during night in cold sweat thinking

     about his cover for men's health.

     and not only is he obviously muscly

     as hell but he's athletic and proved

     time and time that he is not to be

     messed with. he had multiple chan-

    ces to showcase his strength but

     the thing i will always be insanely

     impressed with is that thingy when

     he goes into a handstand from a

     sitting position. like wow - instant

     spot in the team.

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     .   .   . t h r e e

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    ❝ the handstand trick apparently

     wasn't hongseok's original skill. he

     learned it from the master himself,

     minhyuk. minhyuk isn't here purely

    based on his strength cause honestly

     i'm not that sure how strong he really

     is. i decided to add him based more

     on how athletic he is. on multiple

     occasions have i seen people consi-

    dering him as one of the most athletic

     idols. he can run fast, jump high, do

     all kinds of fancy tricks. so i just be-

    lieve that he is essential here.

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     .   .   . f o u r

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    ❝ and lastly we have jongho. i feel

     like jongho has already made a

     name for himself out there and

     lately when people talk about

    strongest idols he'll probably come

    to mind. from breaking an apple to

     a whole watermelon with his bare

     hands and carrying his

     on his back while doing push-ups,

     he has definitely showed that there's

     a fucking monster behind his ado-

    rable little gummy smile. he also

     managed to defeat a body builder

     in arm wrestling so yea, definitely a

     strong boi.

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          team:

           ⇢ C O M B A T

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    ❝ it was said that somi in fact has

     a 3rd degree black belt in taekwondo

     and idk much about the sport but i

     feel like i can safely say that's pretty

     impressive. i've seen a few times

     her completely effortless kicks that

     could reach high above my head. i

     think she would be able to give a

     solid beating to someone or an alien

     if needed.

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    ❝ minghao always kinda looks like

     he could metaphorically snap your

     neck but his rather tall and thin outer

     appearance doesn't give you the

     initial thought that he could literally

     beat your ass. but then i ed

     that he is actually a man of many

     hidden skills. martial arts for starters.

     whether it is flying through the sky or

     leaving an actual hit on you, he could

     do anything. and then to top it off he

     also knows how to use nunchuks???

     like bro it would be stupid of me not

     to put him on the team.

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          team:

           ⇢ B R A I N S

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    ❝ the main reason i'm putting

     suyeon on the team is because

     she is a beast when it comes to

     math. i always know she's really

     good with multiplying numbers

     yet i always get shocked all over

     again. just because she excels

     at one area doesn't necessarily

     mean that she's overall some kind

     of genius but i'm gonna count on

     her and expect that she in fact is

     really smart and could give us an

     advantage out from it. if anything

     maybe having a math expert

     comes in handy at some point.

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     .   .   . e i g h t

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    ❝ i feel like jeonghan is never

     really making it too obvious that

     he actually has more than three

     and a half braincells but when

     you pay more attention to what

     he does and says, he's like low

     key really smart?? the way he

     thinks and presents his ideas.

     the way he'll always plot some-

    thing and be capable of convinc-

    ing others to believe him. i don't

     know man but i think he'd offer

     some devilish tactics that could

     very much be helpful.

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     .   .   . n i n e

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    ❝ hani is always either known for

     being hot or super funny but i think

     we all forget that she's literally an

     idol with one of the highest iqs. or at

    least that's what the internet says...

     but i trust her. when she wants to

     be serious she can. she's good at

     math, at languages and basically

     anything?? and it was said how she

     always continues to learn more and

     tries to adapt to new places by

     learning about them. she a woman

     of many hidden charms and i believe

     she would bring a lot to this team

     as well.

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          team:

           ⇢ W E A P O N R Y

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    ❝ to be able to survive i think we

     need more weapon handling than

     just minghao and his nunchuks.

     and that's where irene comes in.

     the katniss everdeen of our team.

     the woman that when it comes

     to archery aimed so well and with

     a pinch of luck hit a target straight

     in the middle. but like the MIDDLE.

     even destroying the camera that

     was set there. and she looked

     glamorous doing it :clap: 🏻 i would

     trust her with a bow and arrow

     any day. heck i would trust this

     woman with my entire life.

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    ❝ another sm idol that showcased

     some intense aiming skills and

     just overall solid skills in archery.

     doyoung also showed that he is

     one smart bean and he always

     seems to be very proud of it so

     that's def some bonus points.

     i just wish we'd have more variety

     with weapons on the team than

     just two but better that then nothing.

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R A N D O M

     .   .   . t w e l v e

               yangyang | w a y v

    ❝ the reason i chose yangyang is

     because the dude can literally

     speak four different languages. at

     first i thought about putting ten

     for that same reason especially

     considering that apparently he's

     learning japanese?? but i'm not

     too sure about that maybe i re-

    membered smth wrong. but

     yangyang has bigger coverage.

     cause not only could he commu-

    nicate with half of asia, he could

     communicate with a good chunk

     of europe as well thanks to his

     german skills.

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     .   .   . t h i r t e e n

               taeyong | n c t

    ❝ we need someone to cook cause

     i ain't dying from hunger because

     my sorry butt can't do that. taeyong

     has skills as well as experience

     since he had a shit ton of

     to keep alive so he on the team.

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     .   .   . f o u r t e e n

               hyunsuk | t r e a s u r e

    ❝ hyunsuk is a walking stash of

     chapsticks and i don't want no

     dry lips even if it is an apocalypse.

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     .   .   . f i f t e e n

               yuqi | g i d l e

    ❝ idk honestly,, she's cute, i like her

     and she could keep the atmosphere

     lively which is good enough of a

     reason to take her.

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and that's all the of

this team. i do believe we would

manage to last at least for a

week if it comes to worst.

thank you for reading

bye

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credits to all the original owners

edits by me